This wasn’t going to be today’s Hypocrisy Watch but with the annoucment of Mike Vick signing with the Philadelphia Eagles, the number of people condemning him and the Eagles is at an all time high. I’ve always said Vick was an idiot (and also, what’s been lost in the conversation…not a very good quarterback) and that I didn’t care if he didn’t play again. But I take serious issue with people still mad that Vick is trying to move on when he served a sentence harsher than most child molesters. Hell, Chris Brown beat a woman and he’s not seeing a day in jail and Dontae Stallworth KILLED A MAN and only saw 24 days in jail.
Leading the charge against the “doggie murderer” is that wonderful group PETA. Look, I’m an animal lover myself. I grew up with pets, I look down on any cruelty to animals and I’m a supporter of protecting our environment. However, PETA is a lunatic fringe group. These are the same people that at one point compared the conditions in meat slaughterhouses with the conditions of the Holocaust and slavery. Fuck PETA. They’re only focusing on Mike Vick right now because it gets their name in the news.
Anyway, without further ado, here are some of my Hypocrisy Watch tweets about this:
#HypocrisyWatch You’re mad about Mike Vick but haven’t spent any time volunteering at a animal shelter
#HypocrisyWatch You’re mad at Mike Vick but haven’t volunteered at a homeless shelter…you know…with humans
#HypocrisyWatch You’re mad at Mike Vick but when that homeless guy you see on the way to work asks for change, your roll up the window
#HypocrisyWatch But you don’t give a flying fuck about the uninsured Americans in this country. Helping them would be socialism
#HypocrisyWatch You’re disgusted with Mike Vick but don’t care that uninsured people wait 14 hours in an emergency room
#HypocrisyWatch You’re disgusted with Mike Vick but don’t care that uninsured people wait 14 hours in an emergency room
#HypocrisyWatch You’re fuming at Mike Vick yet when you were young you kicked a few puppies yourself
#HypocrisyWatch You’re screaming Animal Rights now, but you were screaming “Drill Here, Drill Now” back in September
#HypocrisyWatch You said “Only God can Judge Him” when it was Sandford cheating on his wife, but now you’re judging Mike Vick
#HypocrisyWatch You call Vick a murderer, but voted for Bush/Cheney twice with their bullshit war in Iraq
#HypocrisyWatch You claim to be a dog lover but you’ve never owned a pet. As a matter of fact, you’re allergic
#HypocrisyWatch You’re condemning Mike Vick but you still listen to Ozzy Osbourne.
#HypocrisyWatch You support PETA’s blasting of Mike Vick but were quiet when they compared slaughterhouses to the holocaust and slavery


Love it!
Lol, nice ones. I just don’t like Vick because he played for Virginia Tech… and I have actively rooted against VT for quite some time now.
How about “You’re mad at Vick, but you don’t watch football…ever!”
Or
“You’re hating on Vick, but don’t say anything when an athlete of any sport has more domestic violence charges than the law should allow”
and the list could go on!
Good points. How about hypocraqcy of any dog lover who ever killed a deer so they could have an antler trophy.